wise words from imran's blog...
There are two types of girls you should avoid when looking for a girlfriend.
1) a girl that everybody wants
2) and a girl who wants everybody.
Anyways, after almost 3 weeks of watching the world cup, i am quite certain that i can make certain predictions on how the world cup will play out....
Place bets if you want to, but dun point fingers when u lose aights...
At your own risk ppl...
Germany is by far the strongest team, history has favoured them when they play at home, this world cup is no different. They usually do it in a more defensive fashion though, but lately, they've been attackin like theyre brazilians and defending like theyre brazilians too...
Klose will be crowned top scorer, Ballack will be the most valuable player, Philip Lahm the unsung hero and Frings will get a haircut( with juan pablo sorin of argentina i might add)......
Brazil will meet them in the finals, but will lose as they will be toothless in attack due to the fact theyre a lil heavy at the front. Adriano n especially the pudgy Ronaldo will still not be quick n nimble enough to undermine a weak german defence...
Kaka will be thier saviour and ronaldinho will still look like the ugliest man on earth...
when he smiles of course...
The Italians and the Portuguese will fight for the 3rd place which no one will actually care about....
The Italians will blame the mafia and drown thier sorrows in olive oil....
The Portuguese will wish that Cristiano Ronaldo will do less step overs and cross quicker.....
And then blame thier Brazilian coach for patriotism to his home country....
The English FA will punish thier players by releasin juicy tabloid pictures of them showering after matches with the cast of German's Next Top Model.....
Thier wives leave them...
They will all get new wives...
Everyone except David Beckham...
He'll be well.... pussy whipped... even more.....
And most importantly....
Everyone should bet on this.....
SINGAPORE will not be in the 2010 World Cup...
Im outz
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